08/20/2024 Reservists Called?

Ok, so just in.

Israel is calling in reservists who were previously exempted from regular duty. Are they running out of able-bodied men to kill off humans?

When they run out of men, do they use the women or do they just call for takeout from the United States?

If all the buildings are rubbish, who is going to pay to clean it up?

Have no fear, the US will step in, give Israel a ton of money and then let them rebuild it for themselves. Don't worry though all that beautiful beachfront property is going to awesome to enjoy once they are through.

Imane Khelif is a man? Maybe, maybe not.

The International Boxing Association said they gave him two chromosome tests and they both came back with an xy combo.

As the famous Tone Loc once said,

"But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

So I threw him out, I don't mess around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina."