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  • Writer: Matt Verand
    Matt Verand
  • Apr 26, 2024
  • 2 min read

This is April of 2024 and d. trump is running for president again as a republican. Last month, March, He had legal expenses last month that cost his PAC over three and a half million dollars. That's 3,500,000 dollars, and yes those are commas.


What's a PAC? A Political Action Committee is called a PAC that is an organized commitee whose whole job is to make money for a candidate to get elected.


No problems there, the guy has a ton of money he owes, there's the cash he has to pay the girl he raped. Then he has to pay for election ads, but that's footed by the Republican party or GOP.


GOP stands for Grand Old Party.


Anyway he's got the bond thing, that's a million plus dollars. That one is so New York can't take his property yet. This is just so they won't take anything while his appeal goes through. Or not, it doesn't have to be accepted. Anyway he was previously found guilty in that case and now he's on the hook for 475,000,000.00 dollars. I added the cents there. Ha!


Oh, he made 70,000 dollars on the bond money which was invested so far. And he gets to keep the interest if he wins the appeal and the following case. Whew, gotta hand it to rich people they know how to make money.


Anyway, Last month, just his legal bills were over 3 million dollars, and he's not even in court for the bad stuff yet.


Ok, but the funny part is how it's all so normal that he's having sex with anyone other than his hot wife.

Wait, maybe he is saving money by only wearing one suit? Hmmm. Maybe that one suit thing works out. Until you're the human fly, ala Jeff Goldblum. Didn't he only wear one suit?

Anyone, else? Maybe Jon Bon Jovi!


 
 
 

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