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trump trial set for April 15th

  • Writer: Matt Verand
    Matt Verand
  • Apr 4, 2024
  • 2 min read

Ok so there is a case against the former US President Donald Trump (dt). and this one is for his sex scandal.

I'm trying to get this right, and I have to go in order, I might be wrong.

Ok, so dt had sex with a professional pornographic actress. Nothing wrong so far, I mean anyone that has seen her wants to have sex with her, she's really pretty. I think it was ok, because his wife was at home with his four month old son. So apparently a few weeks before the election, he has his fixer pay off the star with 130,000. Not bad for one nights work. Anyway, then when he gets elected he pays back his fixer in payments that go through his company as corporate legal expenses.

I have questions,

first, how can anyone think that money laundering is legal, that's more of a statement.

B. Why didn't dt sue the actress for blabbing? I mean, then he'd have his money back.

3. Now that I read it, I know why so many men want to vote for him, They think they want to be a rich millionaire that bangs hot women while their wives are at home. That's who they identify with.

So with so many indictments against this guy, why would you want him to represent you?

Ah! He's good at business,...Just because you got more money doesn't mean that you get a tv show to bail you out of a jam. Or to pay off your sidepiece so you can sleep with a sound conscious at night. Or maybe it does. After all, if you don't give a fuck, you don't.

 
 
 

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